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One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A mouse organ !
Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
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