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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami mice !

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
Mice cubes !

What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice !

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