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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but there's a moose on the loose !
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A mouseketeer !
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