Mouse jokes

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Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung !

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
Cross mouse cards !

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !

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